Who knew that public notices, warning signs, and makeshift instructions could be so hilarious? Dive into this collection of laugh-out-loud signs that will make you appreciate the wit (and occasional confusion) that people bring to everyday life. Buckle up for a whirlwind tour through humanity’s best attempts at communication.
“Who gave Zeb Aimbot?”
This is some next-level zoo warning. I guess Zeb’s skills have made him infamous, and now everyone’s just waiting to see who’ll be his next target. Honestly, I’d kind of be curious to watch—just from a very, very safe distance.
"Hilariously inaccurate sign in the middle east"
Oftentimes, signs that a customer should go with a different company aren't quite so literal. Nonetheless, how else can you describe a translation and proofreading service that shatters all confidence in them before anyone even walks through the door?
Typos happen, of course, but there are certain words you simply can't misspell without people making fun of you and "proofreading" is definitely one of them. That's especially true when it's literally your job.
"Sign on my local Chinese Buffet"
While this is a reasonable enough policy to ensure a pleasant dining experience for most customers (and good business sense, given how the referenced substance tends to affect appetites), it's the specificity of it that raises the bar from understandable to amusingly bewildering.
Do they know what it smells like when someone specifically hot boxes a mid-seized sedan and it's both worse than an SUV and a compact? Was this the result oif extensive testing? In any case, it sounds like the opposite of the Goldilocks story.
"Local hardware store has this posted"
While the relationship dynamic doesn't always match this sign, this store policy nonetheless feels like it will save a lot of couples from some unnecessary fights. And when someone has to look at a wall color they hate each day, those fights can get pretty long-term.
While it's hard to know the exact circumstances that led to them putting this sign up, it's clear that more than a few of those fights have spilled into this hardware store. Either that, or there was one particularly big one, as those tend to inspire the quickest policy changes.
"They're not doing a 'Good Anuff' job with the sign"
Considering that I'd struggle to tell what this sign is supposed to say if not for the uploader's explanation, it's pretty hard not to agree with their assessment. Even if the name was spelled right, it would definitely be a warning sign to temper one's expectations.
That said, it's hard not to be curious about how the bar came to be named this. Was the "good enough" pub already taken or was the owner sampling too much of the product when they decided on this?
"Sign says it all"
Not every funny sign starts that way: Sometimes, a little prankster gets their hands on the letters and sees a golden opportunity for some juvenile but endearing mischief. It's hard not wonder what the last word of this originally was, though.
Also, I guess we can't really say the sign is wrong. We tend to eat more than usual during the holidays and that all has to come out of us somehow. It may not happen in a Hallmark movie but that doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
"This sign at a bar I saw"
One of the most fundamental ways to succeed in business is to understand your clientele and this seems like a pretty savvy instinct in that department. Any bartender can tell you how many people come in to drown their sorrows, so whoever put this sign up decided to make that part of the marketing.
Of course, depending on how bitter a customer is about their latest breakup, this messaging might work a little too well. Most people aren't really looking for a beer popsicle, after all.
"This sign i saw at jcpenny right behind the mannequin"
Sometimes, it's not the sign itself that's funny but where it's placed. Indeed, this isn't really doing much to give us the impression that the look on their face counts for much if it's paired with something that doesn't even have one.
That said, if giving a gift from here to someone makes all their features disappear from their face, nobody can complain about false advertising. That would still leave us with more than we can imagine to complain about (though not through that former face's owner, I suppose) but we'll take the silver linings we can.
"Spotted this sign in Destin, Florida — and I have questions."
The fact that people need to be told this is more sad than funny but the fact it requires a sign with a steaming illustration is just surreal enough to turn things back around. I also like the implication that it's only this urinal that has this problem and not all of them.
In a way, there's something oddly sweet about the fact that the sign is trying to spare anyone would get this idea's feelings. I guess "very sensitive plumbing" stings a little less than, "How could possibly think that's a good idea?"
"My husband is in the process of redoing our lawn. He recently began killing off all our grass. I didn't want our neighbors to think we were neglectful homeowners, so I made a sign…"
This is honestly a valid concern, as the wrong kind of neighbor will call the city on people about every little thing and this wouldn't seem so little to a lot of people. This is also a clever way to express that they don't have to worry, as it's hard to write a sign like this without seeming defensive.
Not only is this a creative way to get their message across, but even including details like including a file name called "GrassUpdate.exe" puts the cleverness above and beyond. Also, it helps that running up and trying to hit the "cancel" button won't actually do anything.
"This sign on the door of a local business."
While the management of this business obviously didn't do morale any favors by putting a noisy gym above it, it's fascinating that they were understanding enough about those frustrations to let them put this elaborately angry sign up. It's not unusual to see someone express their rage in all capital letters, but those letters typically aren't multicolored.
The best part is that the practical purpose of putting this sign up — letting delivery people know why it's hard to hear them — is the smallest part of it. I guess we should thank our lucky stars it isn't a Planet Fitness, as I can't imagine the pandemonium in this office if they had to hear the lunk alarm all the time.
"Everyone kept hitting their heads as they walked down my stairs, so I hung a sign as a warning."
They often say that a picture is worth a thousand words, but sometimes that picture only needs one. When a staircase is built like this, this charming picture of a duck doubles as some solid advice.
That said, that picture better be in a pretty strong frame because from experience, some folks will still forget and when they do, there's a good chance it'll tumble to the ground. While real ducks have the power of flight to deal with that, this one isn't quite so lucky.
“Repetitive Incidents”
That escalated quickly. Someone’s clearly had enough tent pole antics for one lifetime, and isn’t afraid to throw shade at your dad. I feel like this is the sign equivalent of a mic drop at a family reunion.
“Oh, yeah!!!”
This dog’s a legend. Only three hours to transform a screen door into a prop from a Kool-Aid commercial—I’d give the pup a treat and let Dad cool off. You can see the pride in those doggy eyes. Pure chaotic energy.
"I found a funny sign once."
While it's clear that whoever made this sign didn't intend for it to be read as "nice eggs, no limit," it's still kind of a weird sign even when it's read properly. That's not just because the uploader apparently found the only place in America where you can still get eggs for 99 cents.
Instead, it's the fact that everyone who gets told "it costs you nothing to be nice" now has an immediate retort because at Walgreens, being nice apparently costs about three dollars. Inflation truly is getting crazy.
"A Sign at the Petting Zoo at the State Fair of Texas"
There are many reasons why feeding the animals at a zoo is a bad idea unless the employees tell you otherwise, but this state fair in Texas might have the most persuasive argument of them all. If you like having fingers, you don't want to do it.
This is also one of those signs that seems like the result of cold, hard experience. That finger's sacrifice for everyone else's collective wisdom was surely appreciated.
"Sign in a small tchotchke shop"
While not everybody believes in karma, the right wording and the right image to accompany it can have a way of making them take it seriously anyway,. After all, it's hard not to feel an implied threat in this picture of a snake eating itself.
On its own, "Hello friend, please don't steal" would seem perfectly friendly and innocuous. Paired with that image, however, it starts to seem a little more like the kind of politeness you'd get from Norman Bates.
“Hold on a sec...”
Ah, the mysterious economics of free coffee! Only one dollar to learn the true value of caffeine and signage ambiguity. I wonder if there’s a receipt that says ‘Free, $1.00’—because that’s coffee with a side of existential crisis.
“Are you efforting enough?”
Lists about effort always overlook how much effort it takes to care about the list in the first place. Whoever left the handwritten note is saying what everyone else is thinking: It’s literally all work.
"Sign at a local amusement park."
While it could indeed be disastrous to smoke in a park (especially one with foliage as dry as this), this doesn't seem like a likely outcome of doing it. Either that, or Jurassic Park was a whole lot closer to real life than it seemed.
Yet, if there's one thing that the movie and the book apparently didn't explore, it's how aggressively health conscious pterodactyls are. They're acting like it wasn't an asteroid that killed the dinosaurs, but secondhand smoke.
"Saw a funny sign on the back of a semi"
Well, there's certainly no plainer way to put it than this. It's a helpful guide to passing an 18-wheeler that makes the stakes of getting it wrong very clear and makes it sound as serious as it is.
The wording is kind of clever but the fact that the right side has a little sign under it that says "you decide" is great little touch that rhymes so well with it.
"Kurt Gödel would like this"
The uploader's reference is a little high-brow, but it references a mathematician and philosopher who pointed out that a formal system based on axioms can end up with unprovable, mind-twisting statements like "This statement is false."
It seems that the yellow sign is trying to say that the speed camera indicated by the other sign is no longer in use, but the wording leads us to some bizarre circular logic where a sign that's still in use because it's still up is no longer in use. Surely, taking the original sign down would have been easier than giving us all an existential crisis.
"Sign for Belfast children's hospitals' jaundice clinic has a picture of Maggie Simpson"
It's not often that a sign manages to be funny, cute, and genuinely helpful at the same time, but Northern Irish children's hospitals can apparently thread that needle beautifully. That seems like an appropriate picture of Maggie for the condition, too.
There's also something so brilliantly simple and handy about a sign that says, "Does your baby look like this? Then, right this way." I wonder what how the other departments signify themselves?
“It's not like they can fly...”
I love the thought behind providing a duck ramp. The no-human sign is the cherry on top. Somewhere, a determined toddler is plotting to test the limits—and security cameras are watching.
“This Relatable Sign In Ireland”
Irish wit comes through strong in signage form. Every teenager has probably fantasized about using this as a comeback. I can already hear parents sighing in the background. The sign isn’t wrong, though!
“So Many Questions”
A ‘private event’ in a public restroom raises… a lot of questions. Who gets that invite, and what goes down? Maybe someday, the mysteries of airport bathroom functions will be revealed.
“I'm a dog lover as well...”
Finally, a place where priorities are clear—dogs in, humans out (at least the young ones). Someone’s got their tongue firmly in cheek, and I bet dog parents crack up every time.
“Now that's a good advice!”
Some signs just tell it how it is. ‘Fart squirrels’ is going to stick with me forever. You’ll think twice before petting a cute animal on the trail ever again.
“You might be too young to get this....”
What exactly is 'Neighbor Watch' guarding you from—a cartoon bat with charisma? The design choices here are stroke of genius. Safe neighborhood, or best Halloween block ever? You decide.
“what does this even mean?”
I'm not sure what’s more intriguing—the count of blasts, or the total lack of context for what happens after. Evacuating an island is serious business, but now I’m just left with more questions than answers.
“His bark is bigger than his bite”
When home security reaches a new level of eco-friendly. The guard log is chained up and ready to defend (at a premium price). Is $2,500 a bargain for peace of mind… or just a plank with personality?
“If this is not a sign i dont know what is”
Dark humor at the home goods store. 'Your Last Bath' is fantastic product naming—if you’re into morbid puns. For under ten bucks, you too can threaten your rubber ducky with existential doom.
“Not a drill”
This is peak hardware store humor. Repeating it twice just ensures you know: not a drill. It’s simply not. That’s the kind of dad joke you can see from half a mile away and still laugh at.
“But it’s not really hiking unless you have a karaoke machine”
If your hiking playlist involves Imagine Dragons, maybe, just maybe, it’s time for headphones. This sign is the voice of everyone who likes their nature with bird sounds—not bass drops.
"My friends put this sign on their dog during a party today lol"
Honestly, this is a good rule to live by no matter what species you're interacting with. Whether it's due to some evolutionary holdover or just the result of a passion for good food, nobody likes to be disturbed while they're eating.
Let's be honest, who isn't at least a little meaner to telemarketers when they call at dinner? We love you too, big fluffy dog, and we understand.
"Why was this sign made….I wonder?"
Although you're not likely to find someone who would consider this bad advice per se, it's a lot easier to find people who are saddened at the idea of this being necessary advice. How did that combination sound good to anyone?
That said, it only takes one irate customer telling you a story you never want to hear again to make a sign like this seem like a top priority. Store employees have it hard enough without getting queasy on their lunch breaks.