If you have been fortunate enough to watch your wedding anniversary pass by with your partner, you probably know by now that there are some hilarious highs and lows involved in married life.
Let's just say the honeymoon period can fade away quickly, leaving you to discover odd habits, inside jokes, and situations that make you say, "Is this really who I married?"
"She Wasn't Amused"
Some people take pranking very seriously, and unfortunately for this woman, her husband is one of those people.
He "performed" this prank on his wife by breaking an old car window that was headed for scrap. He then rolled down her vehicle window and staged the garage to look like an accident had occurred.
A Modern Renaissance Portrait And Its Muse
This woman took things in good humor when her husband snapped these photos of her breastfeeding for the first time, posted them online, and then framed the shots to rest above their mantel.
She seems like a keeper.
"My Wife Moved Our Coatrack"
Studies show that when your wife rearranges the furniture without telling you, it can up your chances of injury and heart attack by 50%.
Okay, that's not actually true, but it sure does feel like it some days.
A Very Direct Morning Note
The caption on this photo says, "My wife leaves me notes in the morning. I hope this one's not finished."
Either his wife decided she would like to communicate the end of their marriage through a post-it note, or she got distracted partway through an average message like "Please leave the back door unlocked." We can all hope for the latter.
Blue Box Equals Pasta
When you ask your hubby to help with putting the groceries away, you should be prepared that he could make a mistake like this.
It seems that since the pasta was in a blue box, and the Tampax pearl tampons were also in a blue box, he reasoned they should go together.
What Husband?
This woman is a super huge Game of Thrones fan, but an even bigger Jason Momoa fan.
Her husband, on the other hand, is not exactly into either. He tagged along to Comic-Con just to photobomb her favorite picture.
Woman Keeps Buying Her Hubby The Same Gift
One man's wife has purchased and gifted him almost the exact same set of wireless earbud headphones four separate times.
If she's trying to send a message that he needs to listen to things with headphones in, he's not getting it.
Housekeeping Doesn't Get Paid Enough For This
This typed and printed memo left in the bathroom sternly specifies to please use the brown towel for makeup removal in order to "STOP staining the hanging white towels."
The official note is signed "Housekeeping Management" and it's clear that they are fed up with the makeup stains.
A Man Drew This Portrait Of His Wife
It's clear that she didn't marry him for his art skills, and it's also clear that he didn't marry her for her beautiful feet if those suckers are anatomically correct.
Unfortunately, this looks like it was drawn by a talented toddler.
The Modern Domestic War Is Fought In The Bathroom
This photo seems pretty self-explanatory thanks to the caption that says, "Tell me again how mad it makes you when I leave the toilet seat up."
There seems to be a long ongoing battle here between this couple over bathroom courtesy.
Not Homeless, Please Help
This man jumped out of the car in the Target parking lot out of desperation and probably boredom to see if anyone would help him track down his wife.
Like many women before her, she entered the sliding doors of Target and was never to be seen again.
A Book Of His Own Nonsense
For an entire year, this woman recorded little outbursts of things that her husband said on his live video game into the headset.
For Christmas, she gifted him a massive book of his own quotes that were said "Without Context" so that he could experience a little bit of the hilarity she gets to on the regular.
The Hubby Who Brought Home A Decoy Cheeseburger
Sometimes women say what they mean and other times they have no idea what they want and expect everyone else to figure it out for them—this is one of those times.
Thankfully, her husband knew what he was signing up for when he married her.
Cake Defense Tactics Are Necessary In This Home
Marriage is supposed to be about sharing things, right? According to this cake container, not everything needs to be shared all the time.
Sometimes, things need to be divided up into equal halves and protected with ominous messages.
File The Divorce Papers
This should probably be considered legal grounds for divorce because what kind of monster does this to someone?!
A snacky husband has eaten only the chocolate and vanilla parts of the Neapolitan ice cream tub, leaving the least desired, strawberry, for his wife. It doesn't taste right if it's not a mix of all three!
What Better Way To Say I Love You?
Greeting cards are often used to send the messages you just can't find words for yourself.
This one about sums up everything you need to know about this couple's lighthearted marriage.