29 Ugly cake fails that are memorable in every single way

Sometimes a cake is just a cake—and sometimes, it’s an unexpected adventure. Here’s a showcase of cake attempts that may not win awards but will absolutely win your heart (and maybe a giggle). From bakery mishaps to kitchen experiments, discover why it’s the effort—and not always the icing—that counts.

“My mom is going to a veterans event this weekend and custom-ordered a cake with an American flag on it. This is what she got.”

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Wait, is this cake for a riddle contest or a patriotic event? I love how they took the instructions so literally, it almost feels profound in its confusion. The sprinkles are definitely trying their best to make it festive. Sometimes you just have to salute the commitment to the brief—even if it’s missing an actual flag. This is a cake that truly makes you stop and ponder… something.

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Well, Hopefully Things Don't Go That Far

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While some countries' laws allow people get the excitement that comes from them reaching the age of majority out of their system before they turn 21, this Bratz doll represents a very common outcome for how this birthday can work out in the United States.

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In addition to the bottles decorating it, this cake represents the position that young people who overdo it on this special day find themselves in. The little trail of black and white sprinkles is also an ingenious way to represent something that's normally far less pleasant to see (and especially to smell).

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It Looks Endearing But It's Bizarre For More Reasons Than It Seems

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As Reddit user RocketshipRalph explained, his father was kind enough to make a homemade Barney cake for his birthday. It's a pretty funny and questionable likeness of the famous purple dinosaur, but that's not the only reason this is funny.

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The other reason is that RocketshipRalph is 34 years old. He liked Barney a lot when he was a child, but the choice was made more for laughs than anything. On that front, this was a smashing success!

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That Is How It Feels For A Lot Of People

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As Reddit user Yeomanticore explained, their sister made this cake as a way to lighten the somber mood they were in about the fact that they were turning 30. And the results are both imaginative and adorable.

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The uploader's 20s were just happily standing on the edge of a cliff (as people do) until the 30s came barreling into them and sent them careening off the edge. It may not have had any arms to push the 20s but it clearly didn't need them.

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“Attempted to make a birthday cake for my little sister. It’s the thought that counts😂”

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Oh wow, SpongeBob would be proud of this dedication, even if the cake looks like it’s seen things. That blue is STUNNING, but those jellyfish are fighting for their lives. No need to call the professionals when you can create something this memorable! At the end of the day, cake is still cake, no matter the artistic interpretation.

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If It Takes A Second To See, That Should Help Her Feel Better

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Reddit user Terpyryan's wife made a very thoughtful cake for his 32nd birthday, which featured some very cute carrot designs. Presumably, it was a carrot cake because those otherwise wouldn't make much sense.

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Unlike on a computer where our mistakes are underlined in red, however, one's observational skills are our only line of defense against making an unfortunate typo when we're decorating a cake. Unfortunately, hers seemed to fail her but we nonetheless wish her husband a happy "birthay."

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Hopefully, That's At Least Some Consolation

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When this woman's boyfriend made her this cake, he only described her as having a tough day at work. However, the cake makes it abundantly clear what that rough day entailed and is about as direct as anyone can be about it.

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Although the woman had the guts to pose with this cake with her smiling face in frame, we've decided to hide it anyway. Just in case she regrets having her face next to this phrase all over the internet one day.

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Eh, It's Close Enough

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As Reddit user shellimedz explained, this cake was not made to celebrate her husband's birthday. Instead, it commemorates the fact that after moving from Trinidad to the United States, he was able to find a job.

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So instead of saying "happy birthday," the intention appears to be to have the cake say "happy firthday." Unless one of them has a lisp, that's likely supposed to be some kind of pun playing on "first day." Either way, it looks like a very tasty cake.

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This Was No Accident

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As Reddit user phrough explained, their friends apparently have a new tradition that's seen them hide the same bottle of Rumple Mintz in each other's houses for a couple of years. However, this has proved the most ambitious of their little stunts yet.

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Although the uploader said one of their friends didn't have time to stay and eat a piece when he dropped off their birthday cake, it's more likely that he wanted to leave the cake behind as a sort of Trojan Horse. It's hard not to wonder if he watched a prison movie before doing this, as it's a classic trick to sneak an escape tool to somebody inside.

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“The Walmart in my town has this as their display wedding cake. As in they sell these. For money. My favorite part is the squiggle down the side.”

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I did not expect butterflies to save the day, but here they are, bravely clinging to this display cake like it’s a windy afternoon. The squiggle down the side has got me rooting for it. If there’s an award for the most spirited frosting freestyle, this cake deserves a nomination. Wedding dreams, meet cake reality!

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The Cat's Likeness Is Impressive But The Rest Is Strange

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Viewers of shows like Cake Boss often note that cakes are judged far more by their aesthetics than by how pleasant they are to eat. For instance, they're usually loaded with fondant to achieve their ambitious designs, but fondant isn't exactly appetizing.

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When Reddit user admiralnorman's wife made this cake of a cat (who also resembles the Pringles logo), she seemed to work by the same principle, as cucumbers and Spider-Man vitamins aren't exactly traditional ingredients for them. It's also unclear what she used to make it look that shade of orange.

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These Cakes Aren't That Unusual Apart But They're Hilarious Together

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While that cake underneath the Spider-Man cupcake is fairly unusual, its busy design and interesting texture makes it pretty enticing. It's just when those two cakes are placed next to each other, it's hard not to make certain associations.

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Namely, it looks a lot like the kind of webbing that's strewn throughout New York City's skyscrapers whenever Spider-Man is on the job. Thus, it's a little hard not to think that he's the one who decorated this one. Thinking about it, I don't recall any of his adversaries commenting on the taste of those webs.

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Someone Clearly Had Some Inspiration From The Office

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Although it wasn't a direct reference to Dwight Schrute's famously underwhelming "It is your birthday" decoration, this cake that Reddit user Aydre made for their coworker clearly had a similar energy behind it.

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As if the simple doodles and the largely black and white color scheme (the balloon is red, to be fair), didn't convey they on their own, the person's blank, neutral expression truly says it all. The candle sticking out of the drawn cake was a nice touch, though. And at least there's a wish for a happy birthday rather than just an acknowledgement of the day's existence.

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They wrote 'lowercase'

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Who knew literally writing 'lowercase' would bring so much joy? This decorator followed instructions to the absolute letter—and I’m not even mad about it. When in doubt, just trust the process and write what you’re told. Cake reads: lowercase victory achieved!

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“My husband knows I love Stitch and made this monstrosity for Stitch Day last week”

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You know what, I can definitely see Stitch here…sort of. The love and effort are obvious—even if everyone else is a little frightened. This is a reminder that when baking for someone you love, artistic interpretation is everything. Stitch Day was never so memorable!

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“I know, spare the compliments, the cake I made for my niece’s birthday is very attractive”

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You know what, that’s bold! Sometimes ‘rustic’ is a style choice, and those sprinkles did not come to play. Presentation aside, I’m still betting it’s delicious. When in doubt, add more sprinkles. This cake has personality (and a lot of chocolate).

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“I wanted it to be aesthetic but the use of colors got out of control.”

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Aesthetic dreams meet reality in a swirl of pink drizzle and stars. Sometimes you just have to let the colors lead. This creation is proof that sometimes you can’t control the sprinkles—but you can absolutely enjoy the chaos.

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“Mudslide disaster”

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The geological layers of this cake are fascinating! Somewhere between mudslide and landslide, this treat defies gravity and the laws of pastry. Disaster or dessert? The answer is always dessert when chocolate is involved!

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“Blueberry cake”

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I spy with my little eye: more blueberries than cake! This is a tribute to everyone who wants their sweets and antioxidants at the same time. Unapologetically fruity and dotted with enthusiasm, this cake is putting the ‘blue’ in blueberry.

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“Frog cake request fail on my part.”

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It’s a frog! Or at least, it’s something green and sprightly leaping out of the chocolate pond. I adore the energy this amphibian brings to the party. Not all cake animals have to look realistic. Sometimes a frog just needs a little personal flair and wiggly legs.

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“Customer service at its best lol”

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Customer service goals: when in doubt, honor the request 1000%. You wanted a message, and you’re going to get every word of it—literally. This cake is a delicious display of what happens when there are no follow-up questions asked.

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“Grocery store work of art”

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Is it abstract art or a grocery masterpiece? I say both! This cake proves sometimes you just have to let the Reeses and frosting run wild. When it comes to kitchen creativity, all rules are off. Give it up for edible modern art!

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“Cake box ruined the writing on the bottom:”

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When the cake box sabotages your message, you just gotta roll with it. That smeared writing down below gave it a modern art twist. I’m pretty sure there’s still a sweet message somewhere under that frosting. We salute your perseverance!

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“Congeoateela - Eioins Jaden”

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‘Congeoateela - Eioins Jaden’: It’s a personalized celebration and an accidental code only the decorator understands. Who needs spellcheck when you have enthusiasm? I hope Jaden appreciated the effort! Sometimes heartfelt confusion is the frosting on the cake.

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“Ordered a cake in Thailand for my friend’s 44th birthday”

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“44 number please” – ask and ye shall receive! This cake is a masterclass in trusting the system and watching it go delightfully wrong. The ladybugs and flowers are doing their best to distract from the existential cake message in the center. Pure birthday magic.

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“My pistachio cake kept on collapsing”

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Gravity is not always a baker’s friend. After a few collapses, this pistachio cake is still giving its best effort—extra rustic, extra authentic. Bless every determined baker who pushes through the struggle. We see you, and we appreciate you!

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“Why are my cupcakes coming out like this?”

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Cupcake science experiment: why does this one look like it’s growing a second head? Not what the recipe promised, but definitely memorable. If baking teaches us anything, it’s that the journey is often more exciting than the result!

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“Housemate a few years back asked for a strawberry sponge”

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Their housemate wanted strawberry sponge, and they got a layer cake with personality and an unapologetic approach to icing. This is the sort of cake that makes birthdays memorable for years to come. Go big or go home!

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“Definetly something”

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There’s definitely… something here. Abstract? Sure. Edible? We think so. Cake artistry is a journey and not a destination. All that matters is the love (and chocolate) that went into it. Sometimes all you need is a spoon and a sense of humor.