22 Funny examples of ‘kid logic’ that don’t make sense to adults

Kids can hardly be tamed, but that's what makes them interesting. They constantly create ideas in their mind that makes sense to them, but others won't know what they're talking about. Trying to understand kid logic can be hilarious, so here are examples of zany kid logic put a smile on your face.

"He's Upset His Gloves Match His Jacket"

kid all in blue lying facedown on the sidewalk
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For this kid to be upset that his gloves match his jacket, he must've wanted a different style of gloves. Something on television probably prompted him to act like this.

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He Wanted To Cool His Pizza Down

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This kid might be going places. He figured his pizza was too hot, so he sat next to the vent. With a little more practice, this boy might be a scientist in the future.

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"Toddler Was Asked To Feed The Cat"

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I'm not sure if this toddler has ever had an orange, but I know eating one with the skin still on isn't fun. Maybe the kid thought the cat knew how to peel it.

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"This Is How My Son Was Sleeping. He May Be Immortal"

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sleeping child on LEGOs
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Yes, this kid has to be immortal. There's no other explanation for this. When he grows up, he'll be able to step on these things barefoot without feeling any pain.

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"We Always Get Each Other Ironic Gifts"

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Batteries for Christmas isn't such a bad gift. Lots of things require energy, and this could possibly be the only thing this little sister could afford. Let her live her life.

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"I Took My Daughter To A Van Gogh Exhibition"

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kid using snap filter to give Van Gogh's self-portrait dog ears
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It's already hard for younger kids to appreciate fine art, so adding dog ears makes it more relatable. Now, this daughter can manage to stare at a Van Gogh without complaining.

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"My Son Decided He Was Tired Of People Using His Poof"

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Locking up your cleaning materials is a drastic step. Maybe the person who was using it has a stench this son doesn't want on his things anymore. You never know.

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"Lost My Kid In Target... Found Him Here"

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You can tell this kid might join the drama club when he gets old enough. He's a future thespian, so this parent should get ready for that phase of his life.

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"I Gave My Daughter A Mix Of Dolls And Toy Cars To Play With"

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This is proof that kids will do what they want. This little girl made the toy cars fall asleep in the Barbie beds, but who could have predicted that would happen? I wonder what else she did.

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"For Her 10th Birthday, My Daughter Wanted Lasagna. Sure Thing, Kid"

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She probably is in her Garfield stage. Seeing that greedy cat sit around and do nothing but eat is a dream. A lasagna cake doesn't sound that bad if you ask me.

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"I Asked My Son To Use Chopsticks At A Japanese Restaurant"

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Using chopsticks isn't for everyone. Sure, you can learn, but it can be hard the first few times. This kid figured out the best way to listen to his parent.

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"Walked In On My Son Watching TV Like This"

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Hey, if wants to enjoy his cartoons like this, there's nothing you can do to stop him. Sinking into the couch is his way of having a good time, so let him be.

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"My Mom Said This Was One Of My Favorite Things To Do As A Child"

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Hey, we all had strange hobbies as kids. This little girl liked having no hands, and there's nothing wrong with that. Hopefully, she isn't the same way as an adult.

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"My Son Trying To Touch The Rainbow"

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Maybe this kid saw a Skittles commercial and wanted to see if what he witnessed on TV was true. But it's "taste" the rainbow, not "touch" the rainbow. Maybe we're glad he misunderstood.

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"This Is How My 2.5-Year-Old Niece Insists On Holding Her New Baby Brother"

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Kid holding baby sibling while wearing a scary werewolf mask
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Creeping out the family is only one of the things you have to worry about as a parent. This mask is a bit scary, but the baby won't remember it, will he?

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"This Isn't Exactly What We Meant When We Told Him That He Could Look Up Puppy Training Tips On YouTube"

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It looks like he thinks showing the dog a video of what to do is the best course of action. I don't know, it might work, but it might not.

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"My 2-Year-Old Cousin Is Genuinely In Love With Her Skeleton"

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Falling in love with a skeleton is the purest form of love. It's what's the inside that matters, and skeletons are all insides. She's going to be a great human.

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"My Daughter Said, 'He's Got The Rona!' And Started Making Him A Coffin"

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kid making a coffin for sibling out of interlocking foam mats
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It sounds like she wants to help the world from getting infected. Putting her brother in a coffin is the ultimate sacrifice that not many others would be able to do.

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"She Was Screaming For Me To Keep Putting More In Her Shirt"

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kid filled her shirt with plastic balls
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She must've really liked the way it felt to have those objects in her onesie. It looks like she had a ton in there already, but there's nothing wrong with more.

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"Trying On Clothes With A Toddler In A Nutshell"

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Kid under his mother's dress, pressing face against fabric, looking out
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Trying on a dress with your kid in the fitting room with you is a funny game. They are very likely to pull a stunt like this, so maybe only try on pants.

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Box > Everything

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Kids sitting in the box their kid-sized couch came in
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These kids would rather sit in the box instead of on the new couch their mother bought for them. Maybe they'll warm up to it one day, but for now, they're having fun.

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"My Son Is Starting His Summer Off Right"

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If this is how the kid starts summer, I can't imagine what his falls and winters look like. He looks like a frog human box thing from another galaxy. At least he's having fun.