Humanity has landed men on the moon and cracked the human genome, but unfortunately, not everyone can be Albert Einstein.
So while we might have big brains and be the smartest creatures on Earth, tell it to these people who definitely didn't use them before going about their day.
Design Me A Website
We get it, everyone nowadays uses a computer or cell phone in their day-to-day lives. But the technology involved is complex, so not everyone gets it.
But surely a person must know that the size of a website isn't its literal "screen size", right? Then again, people did use to eat Tide Pods, so perhaps my bar is set too high.
The War Of 1812
This Redditor wanted to know what major historical event happened in 1812, and while they probably should've used Google, their fellow brethren on Reddit delivered.
It was a war, it happened in 1812, and the British (later Canada) burned down the White House - that's pretty much it. Just another reason to keep an eye on those pesky Canadians.
Fresh From The Sea
if you're ever at a restaurant and you see that the price for a specific kind of seafood is listed as "market price" always do your due diligence and figure out what that actually means.
This sailor sure didn't, and these two shrimps set him back a whopping $106. Looks like he's eating Mr. Noodles for the rest of the week.
Scratch And Win...Sadness
It's every man's favorite arts and crafts store - Michael's! It's okay, my spouse also dies inside every time I ask him if we can go there together, so it's probably genetic.
Anyway, this Michael's had a misguided attempt to show appreciation for their employees. Congrats, you won - as one Redditor put it - "the chance to experience what getting fired feels like".
Drunk And In Love
Have you ever been so drunk that you text your significant other where they are...only to fail to notice that they are literally sitting right beside you?
Poor Austin definitely left his brain cells at home that night, but perhaps there is no greater compliment than - despite his level of intoxication - his girlfriend being the only thing he can think about.
One Morphine To Go, Please
I never went to pharmacology school, but they definitely measure out powerful narcotics by the pound, right? Even funnier is the requesting the morphine prescription "to go" like it's a fast-food order.
"Yes Mr. Pharmacist, I'd like one crack to-go, please."
Useless Expiration Dates
Whoever designed this expiration date literally had one job. Does it mean it expires two years from today? Or two years from last November? I suppose we'll never know, unless you want to do a taste test and figure it out the hard way.
Just remember, if you ever have a bad day, just think, at least you're not as useless as this expiration date.
The Phantom Pisser
Gyms often attract such wonderful people, such as narcissists who only go there to take selfies and men who harass women who are minding their own business. But the "Pee Guy" definitely wins this golden crown.
We're not sure what causes someone to want to pee in a sauna, but the yellow signage for this type of message was a nice touch.
It's Not Delivery, It's Disappointment
Frozen pizzas can be a good dinner option when you're in a time crunch or you're just too lazy to cook (no judgment here!). Someone, please buy this Gordon Ramsay-wannabe a baking pan.
So now not only does this person have no dinner, but they also get the pleasure of scraping off the baked-on pizza toppings from the oven.
My Loss Is Your Game
There are people who make a mistake and own up to it, but then there are others who proudly double down on their stupidity, such as this guy selling a "used" evergreen tree after the holidays.
He confidently boasts "My loss is your game, no silly offers I know what I've got," but what you've got, my friend, is a dead Christmas tree and thousands of pine needles to clean up.
Every Day Is Winesday Wednesday
This is another one of those examples where people need to really think about whether or not they should post something online before clicking "Submit" - especially when you're committing a felony.
Well, if she ever gets kicked out of school, perhaps she'll have a career as a wine sommelier. And if that doesn't work, a drunken wine aunt.
The Home Recker
Cheating and bad breakups aren't new, but publicly exposing your dirtbag ex on social media sure is.
If you're going to publicly shame someone for breaking your heart (which is also a questionable decision), at least make sure to first spell check your insults.
The Kids Are "Killing Her Vibe"
There's lying on social media, and then there's just being a jerk.
Look at the smiling faces of her kids...Mommy thinks you're not going to bring in any likes on the 'gram.
Just $99 Dollars To Go
We're not sure if this Snapchat user actually believes that "charging" a $1 is going to turn it into a $100 bill, but we appreciate the unwavering optimism.
So while they might be waiting a while (or an eternity) for their big payday, we can at least applaud the entrepreneurial spirit.
Working From Home
This employee didn't leave their brain cells at home, but rather warmly tucked into their bed. While working/sleeping during a meeting, they accidentally pressed "video" instead of audio", in full view of all of their coworkers.
I work from home in my pajamas half of the time, so I totally get it. But I keep it to myself.
Made With Real Hazelnuts, Cocoa, And Carbon
There is a reason why certain items shouldn't be put into a microwave. Take, for example, glass jars filled with Nutella.
Seriously though, what power level did the girlfriend set the microwave at? Nuclear disaster?
Not Quite Anonymous
This is a valuable lesson in not documenting your trysts with the world.
Because sometimes you forget to edit out the reflection of person you're trying to hide. Hope the reason she's trying to hide him isn't too serious.
What Do You Do For A Living?
Socializing with people can be tricky. And if a server has ever said "Enjoy your meal" and you've responded with, "You too", then you can probably relate to this.
He might not go back to that barbershop ever again, but at least he has a stylish new haircut.
The Rising And Setting Of The Sun
Pergolas are an impressive way to jazz up a backyard. Large and sturdy, they're great for hanging string lights for added ambiance and offer shade during hot and sunny days.
But this homeowner who just finished building a 18X36 foot pergola, and he underestimated where in the sky the sun is throughout the day. He's not getting any shade, but he is getting sunburns.
Sweet And Salty
Making homemade ice cream isn't as difficult as you might believe, but paying close attention to the recipe is crucial. Spoiler alert: 150 grams of salt and a pinch of sugar was not what the recipe called for.
If you try digging into this salt bomb, I hope you have a giant glass of water (or some blood pressure medication) on standby.
Chicken With A Side Order Of Salmonella
This person ordered boneless chicken wings to enjoy during the Super Bowl, and while the wings they ordered were boneless, the companies he had to deal with were brainless.
But who's the bigger idiot? The person who cooked and served raw chicken wings or DoorDash for refusing to refund the $76 order?
Some Assembly Required
This person eloquently says, "Today I screwed up" and after looking at this photo, we can definitely understand why.
Unless you own a pick-up truck, just assume no piece of furniture will ever fit in your car. It is an IKEA mattress, so maybe it can be taken apart, transported in the car, and then reassembled at home?
Making Breakfast
This Redditor simply says, "Brain malfunctioned while preparing scrambled eggs" and we can definitely see why.
Sometimes it's just easier to go to a McDonald's and pay someone to make breakfast for you.