Step right up for a whirlwind tour of the world’s funniest, bluntest, and outright sassiest public signs! From bathroom rules to cautionary workplace wisdom, these gems capture the wild, weird, and wonderfully honest side of human communication. Prepare for a parade of eye rolls, snorts, and maybe even a little wisdom along the way!
“I’m about to explode! Where's the men's restroom? Hurry!!!”
Well, those restroom signs are… abstract. My brain just did a full sudoku trying to decipher which stick figure is for which bathroom. Am I making a life-altering choice, or just trying to pee? Whoever designed this had a serious Tetris phase. Part of me just wants to go at home now.
"Eye Dr Sign"
This sign's whimsy is pretty subtle, so it can be easy to pass by it every day and not notice that it's doing anything but telling people where their optometrist is. However, it seems the designers turned the Os in this sign into some endearing googly eyes.
Come to think of it, if you notice the little feature on your way out of the office but not when you're going into it, that's a pretty good sign that the people here know what they're doing.
"Another sign"
Well, it's nice to know that the devil on each of our shoulders found a job writing signs in other languages. Now people of all cultures can have their doctors sigh into their hands about our confidence in what is clearly a very popular home remedy.
Sure, this strategy will probably ensure that you end the day even sicker than when you started. On the plus side, however, you're a lot less likely to care.
"This sign has been here for as long as I can remember. I only just now read the instructions."
If they were forced to admit it, a lot of people would have to concede that they wash their hands just quickly enough for it to socially count. Unfortunately, this doesn't ensure actual cleanliness and in 2020, that mattered a lot more than usual.
For that reason, it wasn't uncommon to see signs like this that encouraged more time and thoroughness during handwashing. This is the only one I've seen to use the lyrics to Eminem's "Lose Yourself" to time such a thing, but it's probably more universal than anyone else's idea.
“What a legend”
Wait, this is a real dedication plaque? I love the absolute pettiness of memorializing someone for their legendary dislike of both the park and its people. Roger, you’ll never be forgotten—or forgiven. It’s the grumpiest, most iconic bench in history. May we all aspire to be this unbothered.
"A descriptive sign"
Well, nobody could call the maker of that sign on the left a liar. There's no reason to doubt that the Craftsbury Farmer's Market, the MexiRico food truck, and the Pete's Greens farm stand have every intention of setting up in that (apparently very popular) spot as promised.
However, even if all three of those things were to fall through for whatever reason and the field stays as empty as it is now, that other sign will ring true. Those are indeed signs.
"Alright, which one of y'all brought a lizard to the job site"
At first glance, it's hard to even notice the weird parts of this sign, as it seems cruel to deny construction workers coolers or ice chests as they toil in the hot sun. However, this is apparently due to the requirement for employers to provide clean, safe water to those on the job site, which they can't guarantee if workers bring their own refreshments.
Now that that's out of the way, though, what was going on at this job site for people to think it was a safe place for their pets or an appropriate place for their weapons? Especially if they were combining the two. It's also next to impossible not to be curious about the incident that led them to specifically prohibit reptiles.
"Can I sign this twice?"
With everything that's going on and how long it keeps going on, it's hard not to feel like we've tried everything besides this. But since it's the first thing the IT person always tells us to do, it's probably worth a shot.
If we wake up one day in a world where people aren't constantly hating each other, prices aren't outrageous, and we don't need to pay a subscription fee for everything in our lives, we'll know somebody finally did it. It'll be like if Santa Claus was good with computers.
“I have no title.”
I have questions… mainly, who approved this as a transit ad? That’s some wild before-and-after energy. Imagine looking up, seeing someone eating a baguette, and next to them, a totally different vibe. Clear message received: sandwiches are fine. Heavy weaponry? Not so much.
"Part of the sign fell off at grocery store near my parents"
Sometimes, the stars just align. While it's unlikely that the owners of this store were pleased about part of their sign falling off, there was no better way this could have possibly happened.
Not only is this a hard thing not to be proud of ruling over, but the fact that it says "it's mainly because of the meat" seems like a sign that the cosmos itself has a sense of humor. I couldn't bring myself to fix this.
"Funny bathroom sign"
While this is certainly a helpful (if slightly graphic) way to tell people where the bathroom is, it's hard not to marvel at the elaborate way that this crude idea was executed.
I wonder how often whoever installed these lights gets requests for arcing lines of yellow like this. Somehow, I have a sneaking suspicion that this isn't the first time. People are kind of silly like that.
"Sign inside a toilet cubicle"
There are clever ways of telling people to behave themselves in public bathrooms but it's rare to find one anywhere near as classy as this. It feels like we're being welcomed into a prestigious opera house rather than being told not to dribble on the seat.
It's also a little flattering to think of what we're doing in there as any kind of performance, if also more than a little unnerving if we think about it too much.
"This bathroom sign in a restaurant I went to recently."
There are a lot of ways to be persuasive but this kind of blunt honesty is a lot more effective than many would think. It feels like we're sympathizing with them about their disappointing pipes rather than being yelled at for flushing something we shouldn't.
Managers always want customers to think that absolutely nothing is wrong with any business they enter, but the customers tend to like the employees who talk like this the best.
“Too Funny”
A little triangle with a big message: whatever your journey, just wash up! It’s strangely reassuring and somehow expects both aliens and ancient Spartans to follow hygiene protocol. If there’s a bathroom hierarchy, this one wins on inclusivity and stern practicality.
“The highway to hell!”
This sign got me thinking about existential traffic reports. If it’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven, maybe I should check my GPS. The odds don’t look great. Funny and slightly worrying—cheers to clever office decor!
“Six Word Stories”
A low-flying owl warning and a missing chihuahua sign in one frame? The universe moves in mysterious, hilarious ways. Honestly, a little too perfect in its tragic irony. Whoever posted this gets full points for accidental dark comedy.
“Fair enough”
The Grinch: not a holiday hater, just not a people person. I can relate so hard to this sign! Sometimes, Dr. Seuss’ wisdom hits a little too close to home. You have to respect a sign willing to side with misunderstood antiheroes.
“You’ll never need a bank.”
When your local casino is your bank and ATM, you might need to reevaluate your financial strategy. I bet saving money takes on a whole new meaning here. Still, who can resist a wheel spin for your paycheck? Dangerously tempting!
“If this is not a sign i dont know what is 😭”
A box of toasters, a sign that says 'Your Last Bath'—dark humor level: expert. I feel like this is the ultimate 'don’t do it' warning disguised as a clever product label. At under $9, clearly they’re going for volume sales, but the message is ironically…chilling.
“Repeat This is Not A Drill”
I see what you did there—and I appreciate it. Nothing like a giant hammer sign to keep people on their toes and remind them, again (and again), that this really is not a drill. Sign humor nailed. Or should I say, hammered!
“Well, of course!”
Special exemptions for the Tamale Lady? Now that’s a rule I can get behind. Honestly, who could say no to fresh tamales showing up at the door? All other solicitors beware—unless you bring delicious snacks.
“Funny street signs”
Sometimes, the universe just hands you a punchline. Crossing Inyo and Butte… well, who wouldn’t laugh at that at least once? The city planner had jokes. Comedians might want to take notes from the road sign committee on this one.
“Hiring sign of the week...”
Hiring sign of the week for sure! If you’ve somehow managed 20 years experience by age 18, you should be running the place, not operating its cash register. Either time travel is involved or someone’s expectations are a tad unrealistic.
“Sign on a restaurant bathroom mirror lol”
At first I laughed, then I felt a little sympathy for the staff. ‘Stop crying before returning to work’ is the kind of energy some offices only dream about owning up to. Bless whoever decided honesty was the best policy—tears dry, customers approach.
“Idk if this has been posted here or not”
Feed unsupervised children to the crabs—incredible way to make sure parents pay full attention. Subtle? Not even slightly. Effective? Absolutely. Not your average waterfront warning sign, but I guarantee nobody’s letting their kids out of sight.
“So Australia has helicopter sharks now”
Helicopter sharks. Australia, you never disappoint. Just when you think you’ve seen every dangerous animal warning possible, some new threat takes flight. Ready for the next level: sharks with aerial combat licenses.
“Don't forget!”
When a highway is lined with reminders for seniors heading to the center, you know somewhere a sign designer was having way too much fun. Wake up! Turn! Don’t forget! Honestly, it’s endearing and a little bit hilarious—whatever works to keep everyone safe.
“Moo softly while watering.”
Moo softly while watering—the sort of zen gardening advice that makes you chuckle and wonder if you’re missing out on some hidden secret. Either way, I want to buy a pack of cow seeds immediately. My backyard needs this energy.
“Oh the church in Whitby ( UK ) are done with answering this question.”
Whitby’s church staff has officially had it with Dracula questions. Respect. I’ve never seen a more patient plea for peace and quiet from tourists. Just once, I want to witness the 500th person asking, and the staff’s face.
“Pregnancy Q&A”
Pregnancy wisdom, delivered with all the sass. No, 35 kids is enough, and yes, your baby will move right after finishing college. The most reliable way to know the baby’s sex? Guess what: childbirth. Sarcastic, blunt, and way too relatable for some parents out there.
“Dad saw this earlier today. had to share”
Technically, you didn’t lose your cash, just the rubber band. That’s what the sign says, at least. Somebody gets high marks for honesty and gallows humor. This is exactly why nobody ever checks the lost and found.
“Anyone disagree?”
Dogs getting you ready for babies, cats prepping you for teenagers—it’s a leap, but probably truer than I’d like to admit. Furry creatures really do prepare us for all stages of chaos! I swear this sign was written by someone with both.
“Including the devils lettuce?”
Martha Stewart, all wholesome smiles about candles, and then a certain someone clearly holding for… other uses. The side-eye is practically audible. Whoever cast these two together for a BIC ad deserves a raise. The wink is strong in this one.
“Frequently asked question?”
I have so many follow-up questions about this gender reveal party… Is nudity a theme, or did someone just not get the memo about appropriate attire? Either way, this sign is peak awkward, and I absolutely want the backstory.
“His bark is bigger than his bite”
When the neighbor’s dog is replaced with an ominous chained log, you know you’ve arrived in a next-level neighborhood. Guard log doesn’t bark, but it sure makes a statement. $2,500 for barkless security. Not a bad investment for peace of mind and a few laughs.
“Don't overstay your welcome”
This restaurant window is not messing around—enjoy your meal, but don’t get too comfortable! Four-hour buffets are a thing of the past. Eat, enjoy, and make room for the next hungry soul. Clear, concise, and with a side of “move along now.”