When you're a natural comedian, it's hard passing up on easy jokes you might see in the wild. Michael Scott was the king of "that's what she said," but who is the king of them all?
The following people saw an opportunity for laughs and took it.
They Almost Had You
Since the male anatomy isn't capable of having kids (yet), the joke with this is his belly.
I'd give this a 10/10 for execution because it's instantly funny after the first two words.
It's Hidden!
The wife doesn't want her husband to know when she orders packages, but this mailperson doesn't care.
He hid it for her, but he probably could've done it a little better.
Spring Is Almost Here
You have to admit; it would be hard to pass up on making this joke.
That spring looks like it's looking around the corner, ready to pounce on anyone looking.
She'll Probably Love It?
Depending on your Valentine's taste buds, she may or may not like a footlong as a gift.
It's one of those things that she has to be into for her to enjoy.
Stellar Placement
Someone needs to give the employee that did this a pat on the back because this is hilarious.
That butter might taste like what the label says, but we'll never know.
Can You Imagine?
Can you imagine a fortune cookie telling you that it doesn't have a fortune for you?
Why would the person who wrote this even do this to people? It's funny but unexpected.
For All To See
This dad wanted the whole store to see his child, Simba style. That's cute, but where's the mother?
I wonder if she was okay with this public display of their kid.
Biking It
He saw the kid version of his bike and had to experience it. That's neat.
The other kids on the playground probably saw this and knew what they wanted to be when they grow up.
Scared Little Mouse
I've never seen a fake mouse look as scared as this one does. That cat looks ready, so it makes sense.
As the prey, getting this close with the predator is enough to send you into shock.
Ram Them
Do you think they really don't mind getting hit or are they being a little sarcastic?
Maybe they don't care and want to see if they can get some money from it.
How Embarrassing
Imagine seeing this waiting for you after coming home from a long vacation where you had fun.
This would either kill your mood or make you laugh as well. I guess it depends on her personality.
All Dogs Go To Heaven
Why is there really a book about teaching dogs how to drive? That's pretty insane.
This dog doesn't even look relatively interested sitting in that driver's seat. He'll be ready one day.
Nice One, Ikea
It looks like Ikea got in on the Valentine's fun with one of their ads.
It's a great joke, and one the kids won't really understand until they grow up.
What A Great System
This is how you creatively have fun with nature. This is a brilliant earthquake detection system.
I would love to see this happen live just to witness the eyes shake.
Someone Put Peanut Butter In The Horse Head
What if the horse head gets stuck on the tiny squirrel? Well, I'm sure it would find a way out.
Whoever planted the peanut butter in there is a mastermind.
Thank You For The Clarification
Here's someone that knows how to make a joke out of themselves, which is a great trait to have.
If you can't laugh at yourself, life will be a little harder.
It's Free!
Does anyone want a free tree? All this one needs is a little home assembly, and you're good to go!
It's as if nature had a garage sale for the citizens.