Life is an unpredictable roller coaster that none of us really know how to ride correctly. We all kind of hold on for dear life as it spins and swirls us around with absolutely no control at all.
While some people learn to navigate their way through everyday life fairly successfully, most of us don't. We struggle with putting one foot in front of the other, and yet we don't really get a break. It's always "GO GO GO" and never "stop, have a nap, take a vacation, and go have a massage." While you and I certainly need a break, the people in this article are on a whole other level.
..And Back To Bed I Go
We all have those mornings when we feel like we should just stay in bed. They're the mornings that you wake up, stub your toe on the wall and spill your coffee all over your work outfit.
You step outside and it's raining (which is bad enough). You take three steps on the sidewalk only to get drenched by a passing bus. Yeah, it's time to go back to bed.
There's No Way To Come Back From This
Public washrooms are awkward enough, nevermind having to make someone hand toilet paper that you soared across the floor back to you.
Any human interaction under a stall door should be banned entirely. Nothing good comes from those hand-offs.
Vending Machines Are The Devil
Can we talk about how frustrating vending machines are? They probably have a failure rate of around 50% at least and steal more money than every thief combined.
Everyone thinks that if you get an item stuck, the best thing to do is to buy another item to push it down. That has never worked. Not once. Stop doing it.
Game.Set.Match
This is the kind of honesty that we need to value more. In a society that rewards people who are fake and pretend to be nice to everyone — we need more of this.
It's important that everyone has a moment of self-reflection, no matter how brutal it is. Look at yourself in the mirror and judge your actions and looks honestly. We need more pizza guys like this.
And That's The Worst Day Of Anyone's Life
Dropping food is awful, but dropping pizza is an entirely different devastation altogether. This is painful to look at.
Pictures like these can take your breath away and make your heart sink into the floor.
This Is Repulsive On So Many Different Levels
Can we talk about how awful mustard is in general? How is it a popular condiment when it tastes like sour pickles smothered in some sort of gross horseradish?
If your favorite condiment is the yellow stuff, you need to be investigated by the CIA and potentially jailed. You're going to be a serial killer or something.
Welp, So There's That
In order of worst job on the planet, the first goes to people who work at sewage plants, and the second goes to parking ticket enforcers.
No one has ever said, "Hey look, a parking ticket person, let's go say hi!" Along those same lines, no kid has ever mentioned wanting to be a parking ticket person when they grow up.
You Had One Job
When you're transporting this much beer, you literally have one job to do, and that's to ensure that you don't break all of the bottles.
Well, in this series of "you had one job and somehow screwed it up," alcoholics all over the world clench in agony.
Not The Worst Demons To Exist
When you're trying to get fit, there are a lot of distractions and demons along the way that try to get you off your path.
One of the most prominent demons is a man named Ronald McDonald. He lingers outside of every gym, offering cheap, tasty, unhealthy food that is almost impossible to turn away.
Delete That Picture, Amanda
Just because you looked good Amanda, didn't mean that Humpy the camel thought she looked good.
You didn't listen when Humpy asked you not to post it to Facebook, so now she's getting her revenge. And let me tell you, it was sweet, sweet revenge.
"Go To The White Light"
This is what happens when you go swimming with your dog after you kept hiding the fetch ball and making him look like an idiot.
He's out to seek revenge on her for all of the humiliation that he's had to endure on that beach. It's not okay to think you can fake throw balls and hide them in your pocket without consequences.
Join The Army They Said...
When this guy joined the army, no one told him that this is what it was all about. No one said that he'd be trapped in a sink surrounded by human pee and poo.
This is literally painting yourself in a corner. I think it's safe to say that this has to be the crappiest moment of his life.
Well, That's The Worst Case Scenario
It's one thing to drop ice cream and have it melt away in front of you. That's a terrible feeling. But, it's another thing to have the entire tub of ice cream fall out at once.
As you can see, this ice cream flavor has had quite the Rocky Road to get on the floor of a crappy Toyota Corolla (get it, because the flavor of the ice cream is Rocky Road). Okay, I'll stop. Just ahead, the word you don't want to hear come out of your crush's mouth when someone hints that you two should date.