Your clothing can reveal a lot about your personality without you saying a word. However, some fashion choices miss the mark entirely—definitely not the kind you'd want to show off in public.
Here are a few individuals who clearly have a passion for style, but unfortunately, their fashion sense falls short.
For When You Don't Feel Like Showing Off Your Own Toes
Have you ever thought about wearing sandals without showing any skin on your feet?
Neither had I, but apparently, someone decided this was a smarter choice than simply going with closed-toe shoes.
I Would Like To Un-See It
Certain things are just better left apart:
Ketchup with chocolate ice cream; battery acid paired with Brussels sprouts; and a Nike running shoe that tries to combine laces with high heels.
Thanks! I Hate Them
Here's the deal: bare feet are usually a welcome sight, but socks and shoes give us the luxury of keeping them hidden.
So why would anyone ruin that by wearing socks covered in foot prints?
How Many Cans Of Soda Did This Take?
I can't help but picture this guy at home, downing 100 cans of Pepsi every day, hoping to collect enough tabs to finally finish the matching pants for his shirt.
That’s an incredible amount of sugary soda.
Crocs, But Make Them Goth
If you believed Crocs were just for toddlers at the beach and grandmas tending their gardens, you wouldn't be wrong.
Still, that hasn’t stopped some folks from attempting to turn them into a fashion statement.
WHY
Would this be considered animal cruelty?
Someone decided to cover a dead beetle's body in a thick layer of glue and then turn it into a necklace.
Horse Girls Are Evolving
Many of us recall that one girl in elementary school who spent recess galloping around, imagining she was a horse.
Fast forward, and this is what she's become.
This Is A Scathing Indictment Of The Education System
This is, by far, the most chaotic sentence I have ever tried to read, and I took a Middle Age English class in college!
What were they even trying to say?
Yes, That Is His Baby's Face
As a new parent, you're eager to show off your child to the world.
But creating a shirt-and-pants collage of her face might not be the best approach.
The Heels Have Eyes
While these may not belong in a classic horror film, it's still pretty unsettling to imagine someone actually coming up with the idea of sticking googly eyes on shoes—and then going ahead with it.
Never Do Your Best, Quit
There's no shortage of motivational workout gear, and this shirt definitely fits the bill.
I have to thank it for reminding me that skipping my workout and lounging on the couch is the way to go. Quitting has never felt so good.
What A Crappy Dress
Brown, splotchy patterning is, in general, a faux-pas when designing a garment.
Putting that brown, splotchy pattern down the center of a dress back takes the cake for worst pattern use.
Guess The Hood Has To Stay Up
Wearing clothing items dedicated to a specific cause can be a great way to increase awareness without putting in much effort.
Just make sure the hood doesn't misrepresent your feelings.
This Is Supposed To Say "Dumbo"
What was supposed to be a cute, creative use of a heart symbol turned into a moderately rude (but still loving?) assessment of their child's intelligence.
In this parent's defense, the baby really could be dumb!
These Boots Were Made For... I'm Actually Unsure
I have no doubt in my mind that these boots are wildly uncomfortable to walk in.
So I can only imagine their purpose is either for fashion or to scare off any cowboy who'd dare to engage him in a duel.
To Set The Record Straight, This Shirt Is A Nightmare
Not only is the button in the worst placement possible for this shirt, but the three-dimensional shadowing on the shirt really makes it a true nightmare.
No amount of love for vinyl could make me wear this.
These Cost $168, By The Way
You have heard of jeans with holes in them, but have you heard of holes with jeans around them?
Not only will they do nothing to keep you warm, but you'll also look like a fool wearing them!
A Great Way To Destroy The Sheer Illusion Of The Dress
It's recently become a trend to have sheer mesh in dresses to give the illusion that nothing is there.
But it's kind of ruined when you put the most obnoxious zipper of all time through it.
Odd Thing To Say On A Yellow Shirt
First of all, I didn't know that black was definitively the clothing color of "real men," which would make us all very manly at every funeral.
Second of all, why a yellow shirt?
Ah Yes, My Favorite City: New York, Sweden
My grandma went to visit the Eiffel Tower, located in the infamous city of New York in the country of Sweden, and all she brought back for me was this dumb T-shirt!
I want a new grandma.
Note To Self: Never Wear A Brown Dress In A Pool
In general, I would not recommend wearing a dress to go swimming.
But you definitely should not attempt to go for a dip while wearing a dress with brown accents.
Always Be Wary Of Pattern Placement
A patterned dress might look really good on the rack, but you should always make sure the pattern translates nicely when worn on a body.
Just so you don't end up looking like this.
Jeans Minus The Butt And Leg Parts
I am genuinely curious as to what this clothing item is meant for. Is it some sort of belt? A headband, perhaps?
Because there is no way you're supposed to wear these like pants.
Dude, Just Get An iPod
Maybe I could forgive someone for wearing these atrocious pants if it was the 80's or 90's and this was the best way to carry your tunes.
But now it's unacceptable.
You Wear What You Eat
I like ramen noodles just as much as any other lazy person who doesn't have much money to their name.
It takes a whole other level of passion to wear the packaging.
How Would You Even Wear This?
I'm so confused as to how someone is supposed to wear it. Do they put it on as shorts and stick as much of their arms into the sleeves as possible?
Or do they wear it as a shirt with their torso in one pant leg?
She Even Has The Purse To Match In The Cart
I get it: creating your own fashion items, whether you're into sewing, knitting, or doing crochet, can be very rewarding.
However, you should get a second opinion before wearing it out.
Somebody Get This Man A Belt!
How many suspender clips does it take to keep up a very loose pair of pants? Way more than anyone should ever use.
Just buy pants that fit and invest in a belt.
Wrong Way!
Can you imagine waking up in the morning, preparing to head to the grocery store, and putting your shirt on like this, only to think, "Yeah, that looks about right."
We can't, either.
Do They Zip Up?
As horrifically repulsive as this zip tie sandal looks, at least you know that this person can tighten any strap to the correct size.
Unfortunately, they'll need to cut the whole thing off later.
For The Fall Lovers
Ah, autumn: a time to indulge in everything flavored with pumpkin spice, pick apples, and go through corn mazes.
And, if you so desire, wear a transparent vest filled with dead leaves.
Ma'am...
You know what's totally out of style? Shoplifting.
However, if you're going to steal your clothes from a store, you should at least find a way to remove the security tag before wearing it out.
Take Nature With You Everywhere You Go
As if regular Crocs with the pin inserts for the holes weren't horrible enough, this person decided to alter the tops of her crocs in order to match the front lawn.
That's a big Crocs fan.