There's a reason people say "think before you speak." The same applies to your actions. Folks will know if you didn't put thought into what you did. We'll see some good examples of this right now.
That Doesn't Add Up
Will Bella and Edward always be forgotten and remembered never? The placement on this shirt is horrible.
Sure, you can scramble the words and make them make sense, but that's not how it should be.
This Should Play Out Nicely
How soon do you think they broke the window? Do you think it lasted for more than two weeks? Less?
Rule number one is never to put a basketball hoop right under your window.
What Does Your Shirt Say?
I don't understand why she had a photoshoot in this shirt. It just doesn't make any sense.
If she intended to confuse people, she completed that mission with flying colors.
Such An Interesting Arrangement
Whoever arranged these movie titles had to have done it on purpose. This would be too crazy a coincidence.
Still, the manager should've caught this and had someone change it.
Wiping Should Be Fun
Wiping in this bathroom must be an absolute blast! You have to take some toilet paper with you before you sit down.
Did they think normal people have the reach of Giannis Antetokounmpo?
Which Is It?
Do they want us to wear a mask when we enter, or do they not want that?
If you're not going to properly check the signs you put up, that's on you.
Leave Litter Here
Leave the litter there, they want you to do that. Making sure grammar is correct is very important.
You can bet someone dropped a soda can and thought they were supposed to do it.
Looking For Super Meat?
What if someone really needed a place that had nothing but superior meat? They would stop here!
They would still find their meats, but it wouldn't be as wild as they expected.
Just Mess It All Up
They aren't in order, but I hope that they at least go to the correct destinations.
I don't want press five and end up on 22. That wouldn't be very fun.
But It Says Spoonfuls...
If it says spoonfuls, shouldn't the utensil on display be a spoon and not a fork?
Someone dropped the ball here. I'm sure guests say something about it when they see this.
Trust Who?
I'm sorry, but what does your tattoo say? I can see it says trust, but what about under that?
If this is about trusting, it seems that this person still needs to learn.