Take a scroll through the wildest, weirdest, and wittiest signs and notes found in the wild. From head-scratching restroom symbols to signs that pack a punchline, these images show that the world is way more fun when you pay attention to the details. Enjoy the tour!
“Yay for record profits!”
When management says you're 'part of the family,' but apparently that just means always being on call for Gary. Yay, record profits? That motivational spin at the end can't distract from the epic overreach. Go, team, go...right to the unemployment website!
“I'm scared!”
Talk about combining forces for a legendary moment! FEAR GOD...zilla? Now that would be a sermon I'd actually listen to. Nothing like a random intersection collaboration for a touch of street theology and monster mayhem.
“Sigh...well they tried”
Points for effort, but the message is just…special. America really knows how to pat itself on the back! It's so earnest it kind of circles back to being oddly adorable. We're number one, even when we're not exactly sure what the competition is.
“Seen on a Tesla ”
"I bought it before he got weird." That's the energy I'm bringing to every questionable purchase from now on. Nothing says car pride like disclaiming your owner loyalty—just in case anyone gets the wrong idea at a red light.
“Hm, i'll have Chips with uhh, no chips, please.”
Fish and chips—hold the chips. If you need a menu to both clarify and confuse, this one's for you. Please tell me someone actually tried to order chips without chips. Extra points if the cashier didn't even blink.
“Where do I find this?”
Autocorrect doesn't care about your dignity, and neither does this sign. Who needs WiFi when Free Wife is on offer? 'Cofee Brick' and 'Message' aren't slacking either. Rest area, or alternate universe? Either way, I'm definitely stopping.
“Too Funny”
Best bathroom sign ever. No matter who or what you are, just wash your hands. Even aliens and Spartan warriors need hygiene! You know it's an inclusive spot when even the stick-figure is down for whatever—as long as you scrub up after.
“Amount of self-awareness, I am yet to admit it”
Finally, some honesty from a car window. This is peak self-awareness and I honestly respect it. We should all be as up-front with our parking situation. Maybe fewer door dings, maybe more laughter.
“A good question.”
That’s intellectual curiosity you just don’t see every day. Is buttcheeks one word, or should you...spread them apart? This sign nails the art of the double entendre. Grammar teachers, beware. The internet’s sense of humor is evolving fast.
“Ummm…”
Sometimes, a little home decor is all you need to raise big questions. Or just snicker. I love it when earnest encouragement also sounds a bit suggestive. Proudly display this and let visitors wonder if it’s heartfelt or just hilarious.
“Feelings.”
Yep, that's a sign that hits a little too close to home. Flashlight holders everywhere, we salute you for your emotional fortitude. If you know, you know. Some trauma does build character—and possibly develops a great sense of humor.
“I’m about to explode! Where's the men's restroom? Hurry!!!”
Well, I hope you deciphered these symbols faster than I did, because time is ticking! Seriously, this is not the moment to accidentally walk into the wrong one. I love a good abstract design, but wow, my bladder can't interpret modern art under pressure.
“I feel like there's a story here”
Wow, that's some seriously zero-tolerance signage. I mean, not even a single minute? Someone’s taking their anti-loitering quest to a whole new level. You basically need to be breaking the sound barrier to get away with slowing down here!